Yay for Euphemisms!

Yay for Euphemisms

For they explete what we desire

Explaining in oh so many terms

What literally would cause ire


Yay for Eulogies

Grand verboseness intended

To bury heavily a devil in roses

And perfume an evil stench ended


Yay for Eutopias

Worlds perfect as a dream

For every flower is rosy colored

There, unicorns fluffy teem


Yay for Eunomia

As from her, order doth rule

Holding Laws up, yours

the seasons are, cool


Yay for Eunonyms

Oh how you were named good

Huge are you jumbo shrimps

Mountain valleys deep you stood


Yay for Eucatastrophes

As oh this poem forth goes

Yet somehow it will end well

Although purple appears my prose


Yay for Eupepsia

As solidly those beans went down

Inhale that digested glory waxing

Breathe deep that mellowed brown


Yay for Euphony

Oh how we adore your speech

Flowery prudently it purples

Ostending like songbird’s screech


Yay for Euphoria

On everything, oh how the world smiles

Ecstasy enthroned shroomily

Touched by mania’s winsome wiles


Yay for Eureka

As Archimedes exultant yelled

For it shows intellect reaks glory

How  genius stench is spelled


Yay for Eustress

As we are blessed to be

Real in the struggle

Count the lost sanities


Yay for Eutychus

Fortune’s fell gaze shined on thee

Sermons fenestrate renown

A wake-up fall for the sleepy


Yay for Euthenics

The environs say thrive

Educate away the insanitation

Improve function, Humans jive


Yay for Eu

Smile for you are so good

Deeming all fixedly grand

Worth sweet where damned stood

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