I Just Sip My Tea

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The trolls be strollin in

emperor clothed they unashamed

Like clouds they be rollin in wind,

thundering like lightning they came


Controversy reeks of disaster

So above like vultures, they glide

Seeking whom they can scour

Simmering, seething in snide


Coming plain, they moan moo with beef

Bulls be brazen, threading in strife stroll

Tis a field, a forum for a foe to be fought

So crying charge, consternation claim control


Words will why, souls will wither

Weather will warp, Woes will wend

For ones simple beyond and abroad

Will weigh whacked, as twits will trend


We weep for Grandma Grammar

See her grave here down below,

see english beautiful butchered,

smh tldr, tmi lmafo lol


Collateral conjectural, who dies matters not here

Cultural contextual, for what was, now lies shot

Cogency calamity, shout louder, inspire fear

Complainers maintain, spew as thou aught  


CHARGE ALL CAPS STATES SARGE

For this means SORE!

How THERE they COMMENT

Y DARE they–RAAWWR!


Do you hear that din descending?

Can you feel that impending hum

The trolls beat the war chant

In droves soon tweets will come


For whom, well the trolls

Thumb flexin, tweet vexin, care not

Kermit shaded, inspired in ire

Any target found will be outfought


Ready the canon

Blare loud every horn

Retcon all truth

Demise any who scorn


Bells rung, to ships all called

Correlate toward sober causation

Held hands they sort of once

So stand firm on our citation


Rumors fly, yet we bind them down

Murmurs whisper, amplify their sound

Leaked, mined, there data renown

On the hype train, let us all bound!


TLDR: there, no surprise

I must surmise rows of lines

As length denizens despise

So YOLO XD potatoes vines!

 

To the Court of Public Opinion

In the court of public opinion

Lords and ladies abound

Testy swaggered with thought

Sheaths unfeline they hound

 

Yet arrows to your wings

Opinions on which you sore

Hammering, you hem and haw

beating ears like Thor

 

Thunder you may sound

Yet divine you are not

Lightning you may seem

Yet light bares you shot  

 

Who grants you rights to reek

Who extended the scepter

Hey, hang on man, hold it

Is there a reason for your banter

 

Yes you  have a mouth

and sure, you do use it

Yet does that  mean really

you should desire to abuse it?

 

Seek eloquence suave

Aspire to the brevity of wit

Inquire queries of disputes

Think about words a bit

 

Swag with testimony integral

Stroll with wisdom in hand

Saunter a sage savvy

So wise curt opinions stand

See, These Ships Sink

These ships are sinking, we must find a shore secure

Sure, these boats have carried us as is known in lore

Yet these husks are rotten, brim ragged of holes

Sending these sculls to depths, drowning all clinging souls

 

So save our souls, in a meaning clear

Amend our ardor, truth without smear

Rescue our reason, rend rectitude right

Salvage our spirit, redeem us from the trite

 

On these waters, we words once meant something

Yet these swells of culture were sadly perverting

So on these oceans of life, new words must sail anew

For under these depths, we must sleep dead, there accrue

Very Short: Did Write

Open the heavens down

Speak more to me, I implore

For such wisdom is crown

a golden glorious lore


See, I nod in admiration

So continue, pretty please

Smiling, ecstatic in elation

With your wit, my heart agrees


So on this night similar

Mere little questions, say

Take my time, dear counselor

So begin, I have all day


Well that’s enough for the day

The trolls own all the bridges

So boy it is time to swim

Stroke hard to reach the other side

However there you’ll need some vim


For there the trolls do abound

Cracking the skulls of the unwary

And flamers do roam and hound

After all, webs spun are quite scary


However here in these waters      

Beware the sharks of snark

Evade the whales of fail

all the phishies in the dark


In the net you are saved

But on the shore there's war

Watch from tubes, unstaved  

As duped grams are filtered more


Tweaked twits here abound,

where books sadly fade,

ghost alone forever around

like mines spaced, arrayed


So boy on safari go

and swift explorer be

Sing let an opera flow

Glisten like chrome for me


With fast feet,  face the wild

see doge, peer at horses troy

cats cute, kawaii world styled

observe herd of nerds, my boy


For the vine it was done

many tags hashed declare

foxes afire bing my son

as yahoos wild tare


But protect your cookies

for ire nameless strolls

for fire walls, a mask frees

and men become trolls


Yes trolls control the bridges

opposing all crossing  thought

You will wander, why fied

Yet by banhammer they’ll be smot