Why the fridge, cold and serene
What the fish, glinting in shiny sheen
Who the—now, how does this end?
How on earth, different from the trend
When interjecting questions persist
Who do you expect to help, assist
What appreciation did you desire
Where do you seek advice, so dire
Why do you claim to call the divine
When trying to rectify a spine
What sought celestial condemnation
Would improve the situation?
Swear, state, assert to say
Grief, yet from truth, not stray
Avoid euphemisms, evil’s eulogy at best
Vent explaining, let not expletives mar your chest