I Just Sip My Tea

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The trolls be strollin in

emperor clothed they unashamed

Like clouds they be rollin in wind,

thundering like lightning they came

Controversy reeks of disaster

So above like vultures, they glide

Seeking whom they can scour

Simmering, seething in snide

Coming plain, they moan moo with beef

Bulls be brazen, threading in strife stroll

Tis a field, a forum for a foe to be fought

So crying charge, consternation claim control

Words will why, souls will wither

Weather will warp, Woes will wend

For ones simple beyond and abroad

Will weigh whacked, as twits will trend

We weep for Grandma Grammar

See her grave here down below,

see english beautiful butchered,

smh tldr, tmi lmafo lol

Collateral conjectural, who dies matters not here

Cultural contextual, for what was, now lies shot

Cogency calamity, shout louder, inspire fear

Complainers maintain, spew as thou aught  


For this means SORE!



Do you hear that din descending?

Can you feel that impending hum

The trolls beat the war chant

In droves soon tweets will come

For whom, well the trolls

Thumb flexin, tweet vexin, care not

Kermit shaded, inspired in ire

Any target found will be outfought

Ready the canon

Blare loud every horn

Retcon all truth

Demise any who scorn

Bells rung, to ships all called

Correlate toward sober causation

Held hands they sort of once

So stand firm on our citation

Rumors fly, yet we bind them down

Murmurs whisper, amplify their sound

Leaked, mined, there data renown

On the hype train, let us all bound!

TLDR: there, no surprise

I must surmise rows of lines

As length denizens despise

So YOLO XD potatoes vines!



By All That is Holey and Swiss

Vir et arma mihi cantanda erunt, sed o musae, caseum hoc est bonum!

–Marciel Atopodmas,  Quid Caseus Desiderium Tuum Est?

By all that is holey and swiss


Oh have we lost our whey

censured as cheddar charged

cheese blued into the fray

string ascended, feta barged

Deranged thoughts fired fly

as chutes provolone puffs drift  

yet thoughts interjected vie

thus poofs err down swift

With this cerebral hall assailed

Neurons electric rage with ire

against tyrant tyros derision veiled

velveeta bathing the ivory spire

Yet the bulbous light doth shine

defying mozzarella balled forth

for within its glow eurekas opine

thus cheese falls rendered dwarf

baybels ascend walls grappled

katanas bared they snack in

but  the waxed ninja are mangled

as the mind’s shifting gears spin

as white sticks glide over

thoughts brave arise

interjections opposing

cogitating the whys

We wanted to speak

letting ideas lofty contend

But the Limburger’s out

now souls tormented wend

But even held in the brie

thoughts aspire, affirming

for hope is only delayed

as the mice, the mice are coming! 

Yay for Euphemisms!

Yay for Euphemisms

For they explete what we desire

Explaining in oh so many terms

What literally would cause ire


Yay for Eulogies

Grand verboseness intended

To bury heavily a devil in roses

And perfume an evil stench ended


Yay for Eutopias

Worlds perfect as a dream

For every flower is rosy colored

There, unicorns fluffy teem


Yay for Eunomia

As from her, order doth rule

Holding Laws up, yours

the seasons are, cool


Yay for Eunonyms

Oh how you were named good

Huge are you jumbo shrimps

Mountain valleys deep you stood


Yay for Eucatastrophes

As oh this poem forth goes

Yet somehow it will end well

Although purple appears my prose


Yay for Eupepsia

As solidly those beans went down

Inhale that digested glory waxing

Breathe deep that mellowed brown


Yay for Euphony

Oh how we adore your speech

Flowery prudently it purples

Ostending like songbird’s screech


Yay for Euphoria

On everything, oh how the world smiles

Ecstasy enthroned shroomily

Touched by mania’s winsome wiles


Yay for Eureka

As Archimedes exultant yelled

For it shows intellect reaks glory

How  genius stench is spelled


Yay for Eustress

As we are blessed to be

Real in the struggle

Count the lost sanities


Yay for Eutychus

Fortune’s fell gaze shined on thee

Sermons fenestrate renown

A wake-up fall for the sleepy


Yay for Euthenics

The environs say thrive

Educate away the insanitation

Improve function, Humans jive


Yay for Eu

Smile for you are so good

Deeming all fixedly grand

Worth sweet where damned stood

Sing Sagittarius

This is my harp and yes, it only plays one note

For it has one song melodious, harmonic smote

Its tune far fast is flung wide

over hill through wood to elide

those who would oppose me a musician to be

those who discordant, hinder truth’s harmony

for this is my harp, yes it plays only one note

For you’ll sing deftly, a stick through your throat

Very Short: Did Write

Open the heavens down

Speak more to me, I implore

For such wisdom is crown

a golden glorious lore

See, I nod in admiration

So continue, pretty please

Smiling, ecstatic in elation

With your wit, my heart agrees

So on this night similar

Mere little questions, say

Take my time, dear counselor

So begin, I have all day