I Just Sip My Tea

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The trolls be strollin in

emperor clothed they unashamed

Like clouds they be rollin in wind,

thundering like lightning they came


Controversy reeks of disaster

So above like vultures, they glide

Seeking whom they can scour

Simmering, seething in snide


Coming plain, they moan moo with beef

Bulls be brazen, threading in strife stroll

Tis a field, a forum for a foe to be fought

So crying charge, consternation claim control


Words will why, souls will wither

Weather will warp, Woes will wend

For ones simple beyond and abroad

Will weigh whacked, as twits will trend


We weep for Grandma Grammar

See her grave here down below,

see english beautiful butchered,

smh tldr, tmi lmafo lol


Collateral conjectural, who dies matters not here

Cultural contextual, for what was, now lies shot

Cogency calamity, shout louder, inspire fear

Complainers maintain, spew as thou aught  


CHARGE ALL CAPS STATES SARGE

For this means SORE!

How THERE they COMMENT

Y DARE they–RAAWWR!


Do you hear that din descending?

Can you feel that impending hum

The trolls beat the war chant

In droves soon tweets will come


For whom, well the trolls

Thumb flexin, tweet vexin, care not

Kermit shaded, inspired in ire

Any target found will be outfought


Ready the canon

Blare loud every horn

Retcon all truth

Demise any who scorn


Bells rung, to ships all called

Correlate toward sober causation

Held hands they sort of once

So stand firm on our citation


Rumors fly, yet we bind them down

Murmurs whisper, amplify their sound

Leaked, mined, there data renown

On the hype train, let us all bound!


TLDR: there, no surprise

I must surmise rows of lines

As length denizens despise

So YOLO XD potatoes vines!

 

The Other Side Has Lied

The grass is greener

the fruit is sheener

the light doth gleamer

on the other side

 

While life is meaner

And grief is keener

firm your demeanor

They use pesticide

 

Let mud be serener

the fruit be leaner

and darkness pristiner

though your grass has dried

 

For our grass is realer

Sorrow’s fruit are clearer

And truth’s light dearer

As we are death defied

Well that’s enough for the day

The trolls own all the bridges

So boy it is time to swim

Stroke hard to reach the other side

However there you’ll need some vim


For there the trolls do abound

Cracking the skulls of the unwary

And flamers do roam and hound

After all, webs spun are quite scary


However here in these waters      

Beware the sharks of snark

Evade the whales of fail

all the phishies in the dark


In the net you are saved

But on the shore there's war

Watch from tubes, unstaved  

As duped grams are filtered more


Tweaked twits here abound,

where books sadly fade,

ghost alone forever around

like mines spaced, arrayed


So boy on safari go

and swift explorer be

Sing let an opera flow

Glisten like chrome for me


With fast feet,  face the wild

see doge, peer at horses troy

cats cute, kawaii world styled

observe herd of nerds, my boy


For the vine it was done

many tags hashed declare

foxes afire bing my son

as yahoos wild tare


But protect your cookies

for ire nameless strolls

for fire walls, a mask frees

and men become trolls


Yes trolls control the bridges

opposing all crossing  thought

You will wander, why fied

Yet by banhammer they’ll be smot