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The trolls be strollin in

emperor clothed they unashamed

Like clouds they be rollin in wind,

thundering like lightning they came


Controversy reeks of disaster

So above like vultures, they glide

Seeking whom they can scour

Simmering, seething in snide


Coming plain, they moan moo with beef

Bulls be brazen, threading in strife stroll

Tis a field, a forum for a foe to be fought

So crying charge, consternation claim control


Words will why, souls will wither

Weather will warp, Woes will wend

For ones simple beyond and abroad

Will weigh whacked, as twits will trend


We weep for Grandma Grammar

See her grave here down below,

see english beautiful butchered,

smh tldr, tmi lmafo lol


Collateral conjectural, who dies matters not here

Cultural contextual, for what was, now lies shot

Cogency calamity, shout louder, inspire fear

Complainers maintain, spew as thou aught  


CHARGE ALL CAPS STATES SARGE

For this means SORE!

How THERE they COMMENT

Y DARE they–RAAWWR!


Do you hear that din descending?

Can you feel that impending hum

The trolls beat the war chant

In droves soon tweets will come


For whom, well the trolls

Thumb flexin, tweet vexin, care not

Kermit shaded, inspired in ire

Any target found will be outfought


Ready the canon

Blare loud every horn

Retcon all truth

Demise any who scorn


Bells rung, to ships all called

Correlate toward sober causation

Held hands they sort of once

So stand firm on our citation


Rumors fly, yet we bind them down

Murmurs whisper, amplify their sound

Leaked, mined, there data renown

On the hype train, let us all bound!


TLDR: there, no surprise

I must surmise rows of lines

As length denizens despise

So YOLO XD potatoes vines!

 

To the Court of Public Opinion

In the court of public opinion

Lords and ladies abound

Testy swaggered with thought

Sheaths unfeline they hound

 

Yet arrows to your wings

Opinions on which you sore

Hammering, you hem and haw

beating ears like Thor

 

Thunder you may sound

Yet divine you are not

Lightning you may seem

Yet light bares you shot  

 

Who grants you rights to reek

Who extended the scepter

Hey, hang on man, hold it

Is there a reason for your banter

 

Yes you  have a mouth

and sure, you do use it

Yet does that  mean really

you should desire to abuse it?

 

Seek eloquence suave

Aspire to the brevity of wit

Inquire queries of disputes

Think about words a bit

 

Swag with testimony integral

Stroll with wisdom in hand

Saunter a sage savvy

So wise curt opinions stand

What, Why, Who?

Where were we

Whither hath we waved

Why words wobble wide

When works witted we craved


Where are we

Oh how a mind can wander

Over such seas and hills

Under mole’s mountains maunder      


When will we

Contained ever be

Such weather wonders

If we ever a stable sea


How may we

Catch dreams fled

On mares, knight roam

To there be led


Prologue: On behalf of words

What are you this blog nascent
On topics what do you contain
Within margin which ideas ardent
Will bold brave the pale plain?

Hmm, this query interesting
Topics, list to ponder I’ll present
Ideas: Nintendo, Art, Latin
Enough content worth cogent?

More? I’ll add few notions intended
Mythology, ancient acumen now scorned
Etymology, ignored oddity of origins
Criticism, shade for quandaries mourned

Good and all, yet under what nomen
May such ideas condense in sense
Verbose loquacious but a TL;DR please?
Swift to it, leave us not in suspense

Go towards the work proposed
So Blog, onwards may you start
Flow forwards, with ideas composed
So christened, On Words Thou Art